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Bnogo
Washington, DC
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Coach: Kim Kreitner

Players
00 – Katie Dolara, 5’8”
1 – Sarah Smith, 5’4”
2 – Shelley Su, 5’5”
5 – Erin Herzog, 5’7”
6 – Emmy Moldenhauer, 5’4”
9 – Ashley Simons, 5’10”
10 – Chiharu Ima, 5’7”
11 – Alexis Collins, 5’4”
13 – Trudy Philip, 5’4”
14 – Ashley Wilder Smith, 5’7”
15 – Katie Klein, 5’7”
16 – Hon Yin Eubanks, 5’4”
18 – Kerry Lutz, 5’6”
20 – Tina Leonard, 5’2”
21 – Carolyn Scully, 5’5”
23 – Jacqueline Neilson, 5’7”
29 – Susan Peine, 5’2”
32 – Marni Jones, 5’4”
36 – Kirsten Leckszas, 5’8”
38 – Rachel McCarthy, 5’4”
99 – Jennifer Wellman, 5’2”

Team History
Good morning. It’s nice to be here in Sarasota, Florida. We are Bnogo, and we want to be your candidate for America’s team.We’re here to talk with you a little about the qualities we believe are necessary to be America’s team. We feel it is our patriotic duty to fight for those things Americans value most dearly: an aggressive offensive strategery designed to protect your freedom.

We realize that freedom fighting is hard work, but we are a bunch of hard-working folks, so never fear. We will smoke out the enemy using our vast arsenal, from the B1 bomber to our state-of-the-art Asian numbering system, in order to protect you from the hidden weapons of our adversaries. Our Frodos stand alert, always ready to employ their magical angry midget powers. Most importantly, we understand that if increasing the L factor is really what it takes to win, then we’ll get the job done.

Remember, it’s not our fault we can party with the best of them. Our ho-bags in the trenches have achieved a 90% success rate, and we vow to play as many breast-centric games as necessary to reach our goal. Our opponents will rue the day they try to undermine our commitment toward finishing what we started. Don’t misunderestimate the power of the Badonk-a-donk.

We believe this is the right tournament, in the right city, at the right time for Bnogo to joust its way into your hearts and minds. God bless America. God bless Bnogo.