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Players
0 – Keith Monohan, 6-1
1 – Barney Ahouse, 5-10
2 – Roger Crafts, 5-10
3 – Blaine Robbins, 6-3
4 – Philip Burkhart, 5-8
5 – Josh Monaghan, 6-0
6 – Danny Trytiak, 5-8
7 – Brook Martin, 5-11
8 – Giora Proskurowski, 5-10
9 – Kevin Monohan, 6-0
10 – Pat McCarthy, 6-0
11 – Matt Dufort, 6-2
13 – Dennis Karlinsky, 5-11
14 – Lou Burruss, 6-1
15 – Sammy Chatterdon-Kirchmeier, 6-2
17 – Jeremy Cram, 6-0
20 – Mike Caldwell, 6-2
22 – Mark Stone, 6-1
23 – Andrew Fleming, 5-11
24 – Alex Nord, 6-4
28 – Matt Hahn, 5-11
30 – Ben Wiggins, 5-10
34 – Will Henry, 5-8
86 – Chase Sparling, 6-4
00 – Ryan Seguine, 5-10

Team History
Meet the NEW Seattle Sockeye!  New clean buffed shining spotless and covered in mud, risen from the ashes of Fish brothers before!  This year, Sockeye's got new faces, new captains, new offense, new process, and one angry cow with a VISION! A vision of WHAT COULD BE!!  And that vision has become a REALITY that gobbles up REALTY inside of your head!  WITNESS!! 

Witness the finest collection of assletes to ever wear R-E-D!!  We've got fast guys, faster guys, and the fastest guys!  We've got rookies who refuse to shut up and veterans with one more thing to say!  We play without fear and without regret, our jockstraps four-sheets-to-the-wind, our heads on FIRE and our asses catching!  TRUTH!! 

And now, with the UPA Championships looming, with Gay College expanding and the moral infrastructure of our team increasingly bankrupt, we are led to ponder...  WILL this be the greatest Sockeye team ever?  WILL Ben ever find a live duck and a dead beaver?  WILL the FUNTA rise again?  What the SH** is MC talking about?  In times like these, the ONLY certainty is that it's ALL ABOUT US!  YES!!  Our year, our season, our game, our victory.  We're a greedy bunch of bastards and we're coming to get you!!

Sincerely,
Seattle Sockeye 2004

 
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