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Universe
Northfield, MN

Players
5 - Tomas Jensen, 6’1”
6 - Nick Monsees, 5’8” *
8 - Bekah Sexton, 5’10”
9 - Kara Marlatt, 5’10.5”
10 - Jeremy Carr, 5’11”
11 - Mike Stoner, 5’10”
14 - Luc Mehl, 6’1”
16 - Beth Mynar, 5’8”
17 - Jinny Eun, 5’3”
18 - Tim Thurston, 5’10”
19 - Drew Amerson, 6’2”
21 - Seth Partnow, 6’0”
22 - Scott Christiensen, 6’0”
24 - Abby Hickcox, 5’9” *
25 - Nora Carr, 5’7”*
28 - Ben Hahn, 6”1.5”
29 - Lawrence Wang, 5’11”
31 - Erica Nelson, 5’2” *
66 - Mike Toce, 5’ 11”
* = those individuals not making the trip to Nationals

Team History
…today you're going to learn a very important lesson--the lesson of how the universe began. Now, does anybody know the true story of creation?'
     "I KNOW, I KNOW! PICK ME, PICK MEEEEE!!!'
     "My goodness, we are eager today. Seth, why don't you tell us."     "In the beginning, there was Lou."
     "Oh, good try, Seth! Lou was a great man, a great prophet and a passable frisbee player. He figured out how the universe began, but he didn't create it himself."
     "Did the UPA create the universe, Miss Sexton?"
     "No, no, nice try Beth.”
     "What about Darwin, Miss Sexton? Did we all come from monkeys?"
     "Well, yes and no, Timmy. You see, we all came from thetans. You, me, Lou and the monkeys--we're all thetans, remember? Or you might say that we're sort of like thetan pods, because the thetan is an immortal soul that goes from one body to the next through endless reincarnations over trillions of years.
     "Children, it's these thetans that created the universe--all the stars and planets, every plant and animal…..”

 
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